Anonymous sent: How much is a brazillian?

i just snorted and i have a cold so it was pretty disgusting but worth it 

1 brazillian = 7 soccer balls

Posted 9 hours ago with 1 note

neilpatrickharry:

The Very Potter Seamus Finnigan is a perfect representation of your average british teenager.

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mondoleon:

guten tag

mondoleon:

guten tag

cokeflow:

carrabbas:

what the fuck is that thing

that’s a satchel, or “man purse”

cokeflow:

carrabbas:

what the fuck is that thing

that’s a satchel, or “man purse”

(Source: tibets)

a coke employee tried to go to pepsi with the secret recipe for coke and not only did pepsi not take the recipe, they called the FBI, and i think that’s the cutest thing ever

Posted 19 hours ago

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samaralex:

Completely wooden sculptures by Tom Eckert

Posted 1 day ago with 132 notes

“Can you, in fact, “Spock-ify” any phrase that I give you?” (x)

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justanotherphoenix:

beanaroony:

Before anyone asks, I don’t know. 

OH GOD. EXCUSE ME EVERYONE, I’M OFF TO RIP MY OWN HEART OUT.

THIS IS NOT OKAY 

justanotherphoenix:

beanaroony:

Before anyone asks, I don’t know. 

OH GOD. EXCUSE ME EVERYONE, I’M OFF TO RIP MY OWN HEART OUT.

THIS IS NOT OKAY 

zooeyclairedeschahell:

“cool jeans,” i tell a cute boy

little did he know that i actually talking about his genes because those chromosomes have combined beautifully ay papi

(Source: zooeyclairedeschanel)

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